Wednesday, September 15, 2010

For Your Viewing Pleasure

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4 comments:

  1. I can't seem to make it through more than a few spots on the list at a time!? This thread should be epic. I plan on coming back to post my favs when I have more time (although Stanford has to be close to the top!

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  2. Should note: not for our viewing pleasures at work.

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  3. Check out number 18, Florida, that is the fakest picture I have ever seen.

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  4. >BYU: She is a good looking girl...but the best you can hope for is half of a handy at the end of the 6th date.

    >Kstate: Sexy girl...not the hottest on this list...but looks like she would be down for anything. I bet she can eat a banana without taking a bite*

    >Arky St.: WTF? Why is she on this list? I would have to be drunk to tap that...probably just buzzed...In all likelihood I would regardless...but you get the point.

    >Troy: How old are they!? Put one of those bithes in pig tails...give them 4 Smearnoff Ice (with a jolly rancher)...then fuck them in your parents basement...and you'll think you're back in high school.

    >Air Force: If you cover her face up...she looks like a male gymnist.

    >Northwestern: those chicks are average at best...but if you're hedging your bets at the bar (and you're betting on getting laid)...they would be good targets.

    >Auburn: She is hot...and I love the tan tatoo also...but that is not what I think of when I think of "Auburn Hot" (Think gameday and sundresses)...that chick is more "Elizabeth Johnson hot" aka "Minor HS hot"

    >Oklahoma St.: What year is it?

    >Notre Dame: Crack Whore...who won't use birth control.

    >GA Tech: MY KIND OF GIRL!! (look at her hand)

    >Texas A&M: Best ass award

    >Stanford: My personal fav.

    I know I sound like a filthy minded pervert...but you all know me so I didnt try to hide it.

    **Please:discuss...agree...disagree...add
    ...critique

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